Phycomycism

The religion I might have just created.

It began with a stubborn swimming-pool algae bloom, a podcast about the stoned ape theory, and the uncomfortable realization that pond scum has been around a hell of a lot longer than we have.

Pronounced: FYE-koh-MYE-siz-um 🍄

A coastal world connecting ocean life, mycelium, mushrooms, people, and a distant city

“We are not separate from nature. We are part of the system.”

Quick disclaimer:
This is mythology, philosophy, ecological musing, and a joke that got significantly out of hand. It is not presented as science.

The basic idea

We are part of the system.

Nature is not a place we go. It is the thing we are currently happening inside of.

Separation creates imbalance.

The more we imagine ourselves as independent from the rest of life, the easier it becomes to treat everything else as a resource.

Connection matters.

Life works through relationships, dependencies, exchanges, cycles, and networks whether we acknowledge them or not.

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Doctrine

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Phycomycism doesn’t promise a perfect world. It asks us to stop using the impossibility of utopia as an excuse for accepting unnecessary suffering, and instead work toward a world with better problems—less harm, more dignity, and tradeoffs actually worth having.

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Gardeners of Balance — early human gardeners cultivating food while giant mushrooms supervise
Doctrine

The Myth of Separation

We call nature something we visit, send consequences “away,” and treat people far from us as though they inhabit a different world. Phycomycism argues that all three ideas come from the same mistake.

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